16 January 2024: New headshot in “About” section, listed “Lake Michigan” in “Films” section, various minor site upgrades and tweaks throughout.

31 December 2023: Posted new story, “Snow”.

31 October 2023: Posted new story, “The Baby”.

31 May 2023: Posted new story, “The First Time He Ever Hitchhiked.”

03 March 2023: Posted a eulogy for my step-father: “Eulogy for John N. Simensen Jr.”

28 February 2023: Posted new non-fiction piece, “The Trip Back To France”.

01 January 2023: Created a landing page for information about the 12 Rods documentary.

14 October 2022: Posted new non-fiction piece, “Rabbit Hunt”.

31 August 2022: Posted an old story that I recently revised, “What Do You Do?”

27 June 2022: Posted new non-fiction piece, “The Mimikatz Story”.

30 April 2022: Posted new non-fiction piece, “A Letter To My Friend’s Children Upon His Death”.

31 March 2022: Posted new story, “The Vaccine”. Also added a “Contact” page to get in touch or join my mailing list, and began a blog to share work-in-progress, such as research, notes, and ideas. Click here to check it out.

31 December 2021: Posted new story, “The Host”.

30 November 2021: Posted new story, “Townie Night”.

31 October 2021: Posted new story, “A Bottle of Singani 63”.

31 May 2021: Posted new story, “The Epidemic”.

14 April 2021: Posted new non-fiction piece, “The ArcLight”.

28 February 2021: Posted new story, “If You’re Gonna Wear a MAGA Hat On A Chicago City Bus, You’re Gonna Have a Bad Time”.

31 December 2020: Posted new short film, “Social Distancing in Los Angeles”.

30 December 2020: Posted new non-fiction, “Surviving Coronavirus: A Completely Anecdotal And Unscientific Overview Of Recovery From COVID-19”.

25 December 2020: Posted new story, “An Unusual Incident At The Outdoor Mall During Christmas Season”.

08 September 2020: Posted new story, “The Broped”.

30 June 2020: Posted new story, “Good Is Dumb or: An Epic Hero’s Journey Quest To See Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs”.

31 May 2020: Posted new story, “The Smell”.

31 March 2020: Posted new story, “Cell Phone Are The New Cigarettes, Hearing Aids Are The New Eyeglasses”.

14 February 2020: Updated domain name; changes throughout the site; posted new story, “The Best Part of Breaking Up is Breakup Sex”.

31 January 2020: Posted new story, “When You’re Locked In A Closet, You End Up Making All Kinds of Empty Threats”.

01 October 2019: Launched revamped website.

08 July 2019: Posted new story, “I Found The Secret To Life On The Lower Lot At Universal Studios Hollywood”.